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- "It seems to take him a long time to learn anything."
- "He's kind of a goof-off."
- "Soon after we hired him, little stuff started disappearing from the office."
😞 Abridged summary of my failures in life 👇
💊 CureDAO - CureDAO's mission is to accelerate clinical discovery by creating a community-owned digital health platform to discover how millions of factors like foods, drugs, and supplements affect human health.
🏛 The Decentralized FDA - Optimizing public policy using the combined wisdom of thousands of experts to maximize healthy human lifespan.
👨🏼🤝👨🏼 The Human File System - Creating 7 billion digital twins to run clinical trials in the metaverse.
⚕️ CrowdsourcingCures.org - Non-Profit Focused on Eradicating Mental Illness
📏 QuantiModo - Digital Health Platform - Full stack development, graphic design, and data analysis
🤔 Think by Numbers - Optimizing Public Policy to Minimize Suffering - Enthralling economic analysis and infographic design
🧪 The Plutonium Kidz - Me and my friends got turned into mutants through government experimentation with Plutonium and then started a band for no apparent reason - Electronic sequencing, bass, guitar, and amazing vocals
🐱 Catsoline - My Plan to Solve Global Warming - Writing, video editing, and amazing acting
👩💻 Also, I've generously contributed new bugs to dozens of open source projects
👨👧👦 Pronouns: it/that
💭 Favorite Deep Thought
🌳 If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.
🎉Fun Facts
⚡ The $4 trillion created by the Federal Reserve as part of the 2020 stimulus program appears to have gone entirely to the top 1% of the wealthiest people in the world. Then Donald Trump said something trivial and obnoxious on Twitter so everyone got mad about that instead.
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