David Lee Roth quotes about davidleebot-tt-bot HOT 4 OPEN

“You stick your head above the crowd and attract attention, and sometime, maybe somebody, will throw a rock at you. That's the territory. You buy the land, you get the Indians.”

“I used to have a drug problem, now I make enough money.”

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"I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass."

"It doesn't get better, it doesn't get worse, but it sure gets different!"

"I don't get all the women that I want... I get all the women that want me."

from davidleebot-tt-bot.

Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge.

Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the one white people used to go to.

The reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

from davidleebot-tt-bot.

"I'm not conceited. Conceit is a fault and I have no faults."

"Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it."

"Rap is poetry to music, like beatniks without beards and bongos."

"The light you see at the end of the tunnel is the front of an oncoming train."

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