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• ⏰🪱 The Early Worm 🕰️🐛

what's really crazy is that I had an epiphany to create something in the digital world, and I thought to myself, well I have two brain cells and I can definitely run them together fast enough to start a fire.

so I did. I'm sorry if I messed up your repository. because I was like, literally clueless going into this very deep dive off a very steep cliff. it's ai's fault and guess what if someone hadn't pumped it out into the plebeian world of the intrawwbnet I wouldn't have been able to tell myself oh shoot, I should build an app! look! it's so easy!🍳 like having a baby!🤰 easy peasy lemon squeezy!🍋 I'll have two!✌️ that's two - for drunk.

give me an app over the good old internet site stuff. I guess?

🍎 And 🍊 maybe 🍑 and 🥛 maybe 🍓 and 🍫 maybe 🍌 and 🐈

my weirdness could be due to my partial dyslexia, like my ability to read upside down and backwards better, sometimes I like just hanging out upside down.

my dad seems to think I am an alien. he said I was bright blue when I was born. so cool, like avatar. or maybe the baby that was dying of asphyxiation.🤱🏼 who knows. all I know is that I made it to this weird place & for the life of me couldn't figure out how to make a commit and I know what you are thinking: burn the witch! 🧙🏻‍♀️🔥🧝🏼‍♀️

other than that. not much about me. mostly stupid, but I paint cool stuff. wish I could get a website together and showcase it. 🤔👍🏻

I have written and illustrated books. visit my Wordpress for more weirdness.