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Caution

Segmentation Faults: The Silent Killers of Code.

They creep in like thieves in the night, corrupting memory and leaving us in despair. Yet, amidst the chaos, they remind us of the fragility of our creations and the importance of vigilance. To those who battle these demons daily, know that your struggle is noted and celebrated. May your debugging tools be ever sharp, and may your patience never wane. Remember, every fault fixed is a step closer to a bug-free world... or at least our own small corner of it.

Warning

You are not smarter than the compiler and you shouldn't be.

Tip

None, null, nil and the whole "trust yourself" story...

Why don't programmers ever trust themselves to choose default values? Because they're afraid they might pick null! 🤦‍♂️ Imagine if every time you forgot to set a value, your computer decided to give you a big fat null instead of a sensible default. It's like having a magic 8-ball that only answers with "It's complicated" unless you explicitly ask for "Yes" or "No". 🎱🙈

Note

Type Systems: Choose Sanity Over Madness, Unless You're Ready for a Debugging Nightmare!

Important

In Algebraic Data Types We Trust.

Side Effect's Projects

auxilium icon auxilium

(Hobby project) Telegram bot that connects those who need a help with those who can lend a helping hand

backend-school-task icon backend-school-task

(Enrollment task for Yandex Backend School) Small REST API service for managing offers and categories with statistics

calculator icon calculator

A simple command-line calculator that creates a computational graph based on the expressions you enter.

chip-8 icon chip-8

(abandoned) chip8 vm implementation

disjoint-set-js icon disjoint-set-js

Disjoint-Set Map-based implementation with ranking and path-compression heuristics

elementary-dbms icon elementary-dbms

(Hobby project) Elementary DBMS with simple one-file-based internal structure of database. Supports criteria specifications for filtering selections

eternity icon eternity

(Hobby project) Anonymous thread-based online social platform (a somewhat imageboard)

extended-expressions-parser-calculator icon extended-expressions-parser-calculator

(Student Lab Project) Первая проба пера в создании калькулятора, строящего вычислительный граф на основе спарсенных выражений и вычисляющего значение главного выражения

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This repository offers studies & implementations of several point-querying algorithms in a 2D plane. The algorithms' performance is benchmarked and compared against one another.

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