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Dev Joke

Send me a PR if you know a good Dev Joke.

walks UDP package into bar A.

I would tell you a joke about UDP, but I don't know if you will get it.

Either way, I don't care.

Question - What will be the name of the movie on a sad developer?

DEVdas

A SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks, "Can I join you?"

Question - How did the developer announce her engagement?

this.engaged = true

Question - Why is the Javascript developer sad?

Because they do not Node how to Express themselves.

Question - How do you comfort a JavaScript bug?

You console it.

Question - Why couldn't the React component understand the joke?

It didn't get the context.

Question - Why did the JavaScript developer leave?

Because she didn't get arrays

Question - Why do functions always break up?

Because they have constant arguments.

Question - Why do programmers get confused between Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25

Question - What is programmer's favourite hangout place?

Foo Bar

Question - What kind of doctors fixes broken websites?

A URLogist

async

Python Space

gitignore

Machine Learning

OOP

Broken Build

Cloud

Cookies

Distracted Dev

Eminem

Functions

Git commit

GraphQL

Love

Machine Learning

Marie Kondo

New Framework

Pointer

Redux and GraphQL

Santa

Tests

Undefined

While Do Loop

z-index

null

docker

java

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