Since I like to synergize backward overflow for upward mobility (thank you 30 Rock) as much as the next person, I figured this could make a fun if not at all useful node module. This is also a module I use for educational purposes and the occasional private git commit message:

# ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ don't do this to people you work with
git commit -m "$(buzzphrase 2)"

As of 2.0.0, this module splits up the word groups into verb + adjective + noun and allows combining multiple phrases with a continuation phrase. It also now has logic to make each word mostly unique in the overall phrase. See below when called with 15 joined phrases.

Run on the command line, you can specify the number of joining iterations (default 1) and a format (default '{a} {v} {N}'):

  buzzphrase {iterations} {format}

⇒ npm install -g buzzphrase
⇒ buzzphrase
# same as `buzzphrase 1 '{a} {v} {N}'`

synthesized transitional alignments

⇒ buzzphrase 1 '{v} {a} {n}'

lobotomized bleeding-edge community

The format method is also useful for testing new word additions with random counterparts:

⇒ buzzphrase 1 '{v} {a} consumption'

repurposed organizational consumption

⇒ buzzphrase 2

intermediated 24/7 convergence, leveraging distributed anti-fragile paradigm-shifts

⇒ buzzphrase 3

enhanced incremental initiatives independent of reinvigorated extensible channels, which revolutionizes mesh didactic partnerships

⇒ buzzphrase 15

concealed compatible paradigm-shifts, in contrast to emitted unique convergence, in preparation for serialized innovative abstractions, which revolutionizes e-enabled acoustic singularity, anticipating filtered didactic policies, independent of printed-out best-of-breed hardware, liberating leveraged reciprocal management, enhanced by branded digital pooling on behalf of virtualized zero-downtime #DevOps, which foreshadows upheld extravehicular normalization for facilitated polymorphic markets, which will enable printed multilayered communities, protecting against scanned organizational clusters, forging offloaded 24/7 virtualization, pioneering clicked asynchronous partnerships

import buzzphrase from "buzzphrase";
// OR
//const buzzphrase = require("buzzphrase");

// get a phrase as a building block
console.log("we are building " + buzzphrase.get());
// -> we are building marshalled retroactive applications

// custom phrase
console.log(
    buzzphrase.get({
        format: "{i} {a} {n} {f}",
    })
);
// -> embrace digital #DevOps for dummies

// log a joined series of 2 phrases to the console
buzzphrase.log({ iterations: 2 });
// -> initialized cognitive paradigm-shifts, in preparation for iterated ubiquitous architectures

retrospective digitized relationships
adaptive accelerated markets
shallow merged markets

unique routed projection
sustainable filed touchpoint
quantum initialized programming

incentivizing B2B value-add as code
popping-up frictionless partnership at scale
evolving third-generation projection for people

deliver merged immersive channels
syndicate engineered all-purpose interfaces
grow architected adversarial mobility

• get(config): Get a phrase, with config options

  • default config:

  {
    format: '{a} {v} {N}',
    iterations: 1
  }

  • format: This is a string template that will replace the following with random words
    • {a} adjective
    • {c} continuation
    • {f} final (e.g. "for dummies")
    • {i} imperative verb
    • {N} plural noun
    • {n} singular noun
    • {v} past-tense verb (e.g. initialized)
    • {V} present participle verb (e.g. clustering)
  • iterations: specify how many times the format should be joined together with continuations ('{c}'). For example, specifying get({iterations: 2}) will conjoin the default format into {a} {v} {N} {c} {a} {v} {N}

• getImperative(iterations)

  • DEPRECATED: instead use

  buzzphrase.get({
      format: "{i} {a} {v} {N}",
      iterations: iterations,
  });

• getPhrase(iterations)

  • DEPRECATED: instead use

  buzzphrase.get({
      iterations: iterations,
  });

• buzz(iterations)

  • DEPRECATED: instead use

  buzzphrase.log({
      iterations: iterations,
  });

• log(config): same as get(config) but also uses console.log to spit this out into STDOUT

npm test

1. install docker | Docker for Mac | Docker for Windows
2. run tests

npm run nodeversions

Adam Eivy is a Principal Software Engineer at a large media company by day and a drawing dad by night. Find him here on the interwebs

If you like this module, check out antic or BuzzphraseBot for lulz!