<keyword> tweet - Returns a link to a tweet about <keyword> 
<user> is a badass guitarist - assign a role to a user  
<user> is not a badass guitarist - remove a role from a user  
animate me <query>  - The same thing as `image me`, except adds a few 
convert me <expression> to <units> - Convert expression to given units. 
help - Displays all of the help commands that Hubot knows about.  
help <query> - Displays all help commands that match <query>. 
image me <query>    - The Original. Queries Google Images for <query> and 
map me <query> - Returns a map view of the area returned by `query`.  
math me <expression> - Calculate the given expression.  
mustache me <query> - Searches Google Images for the specified query and  
mustache me <url>   - Adds a mustache to the specified URL. 
pug bomb N - get N pugs 
pug me - Receive a pug
find me a <technology> job in <location>
<thing>++ - give thing some karma
<thing>-- - take away some of thing's karma
karma <thing> - check thing's karma
karma best - show the top 5
karma worst - show joey bottom 5
get directions <origin> <destination> - get directions between two locations
decide [decisions]
beer me <beer name> - info about a beer