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If you fork this you can say that you forked a potato.

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Forking potatoes is an ancient and well-mannered tradition.

The potato first appeared in Peru about ten thousand years ago. The potato was an early food source, and likely a highly traded good in early South America. Having been traded for several thousand years, and enduring much artificial selection, the explorers of the sixteenth and seventeenth century brought the potato back to Europe, where the crop grew. Originally thought to be poisonous and evil, the crop didn't become a major food for another hundred years.

Following its introduction into China toward the end of the Ming dynasty in the seventeenth century, the potato immediately became a delicacy of the imperial family.

By the time potatoes were introduced into Europe, the fork was already prevalent. Hence, started the tradition of forking the potato.

A lack of equal rights for potatoes led to a disease spreading between them and endangered the tradition of forking the potato in Ireland. Fortunately, other areas of the world maintained their healthy, diverse potatoes, and so the tradition lives on.

You too can continue this tradition of forking potatoes in the modern age by clicking the button above labeled "fork."

Pull Requests

If you have forked the potato and are looking to submit a pull request, please adhere to the following rules.

  • Our potato is lightweight, and it doesn't need non-potato-related items.
  • If you are adding code to the potato, please follow the lightweight mantra (no * imports, etc.).
  • Make sure that your code compiles and runs, if you are changing code.
  • Please format your code.
  • Our potato is a mainstream potato; it doesn't enjoy being full of obscure code/references (not a hipster potato).
  • Please "mash your potatoes" (squash your PRs with interactive rebase).
  • If a comment inquiring for more information is made on your PR, a reply is expected within a week. The request will be closed if not.
  • To stress: no non-potato-related items.

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potato's Issues

Instructions unclear, Potato not delicious

git clone https://github.com/drtshock/Potato
cd Potato
mvn clean install
java -jar target/Potato.jar
sour cream
chives
butter
crumbled bacon
grated cheese
ketchup
salt
tabasco
Fatal error! How could potato not be delicious?

Unfortunately, this leaves me with an inedible potato. How can I fix this?

too strong

i cant fork it, my fork now its kinda rusty

Potato nutrition labels?

Serious question guys: Do we need to include the nutrition labels for any and all potatoes we add here?
I have potato as a dependency in my production code, and need to make sure I won't get into any legal trouble.
Just to reiterate: this is serious stuff.

Can't knife potato

I seem to be lacking the ability to knife my potato! Mashing it is also proving quite difficult indeed. Spooning is even more of a hassle! Please help!!

no

Orange :(

CI/CD -> Potato tests

Could we focus on improving our test driven development skills here?
I'm not sure we've even added a test to make sure our potatoes are actually potatoes.. we could be serving lemons?!
This is important stuff guys.. I thought I could expect better from this professional team.

Microwave ovens should be discouraged

A common way to "bake" potatoes is to use a utensil of your choice to dangerously poke security holes in Potato, and then overheat the inside via fuzzing the WiFi with extremely high signal power. As this is a very common method, we should make moves to deprecate this nonstandard and insecure cooking method for the time being, and schedule a future patching.

What...

edit: i apologize for being an absolute troglodyte

Is the potato clean?

Is there a washing mechanism to clean off the dirt and bacteria? I wouldn't like eating dirt with my potato.

The potato has been targeted by Darknet and Deepweb users.

Potato is Onion's friend. One day, Onion decided to teach Potato how to enter the Deep web. Potato was shocked because of the curiosity and emotion. Potato asked Onion how did Onion know that.
Onion answered:
In Reddit you can find help :)
Potato said: TEACH ME!
Onion answered: ok, but don't get crazy
(They start to enter TOR Browserr and enter some non-hidden webs that would make them enter.)
Onion says: Now we are in.
Potato Gets impressed and says: NICE!!!!
Onion now is scared and says: I messed a lot rn... They targeted us.
Potato Asks: WHO!?!!
Onion answers: Deepweb hackers and crackers.
Potato and Onion: HOLY SHI

โ€”โ€” THE END โ€”โ€”

Add a Potato Finder

There are some sad times when a person's potato was lost or ran away. This would prevent them from forking a potato. This is quite an issue, which is why I propose the PotatoFinder class.

This class would provide many different methods for finding potatoes. Some of the best would include:

  • Google image search, find the wonderful pictures of the potato
  • Potato grepper, search through the files of a given directory for the text "potato"
  • Potato computer, detect whether the computer running the program is a potato

With these methods, any poor soul that lost their potato would be able to find one quickly and easily. ๐Ÿฅ”

a vegetarian option

I found it a bit odd that the only dietary check is for veganism, why not add a vegetarian option?

lack of ketchup in the potato

I'm lost on mars, my last source of food is my potato farm but its hard to eat raw potato without ketchup, i hope my base don't explode before help arrives, thank god for the potatoes!!!

Potato isn't baked when put in the oven.

public boolean isBaked() { try { return this.isPutIntoOven(); } catch (OvenException e) { return false; } }
You do need some time to bake it, or else it won't be warm.
And cold potatoes aren't delicious.

Potato needs cousins

Thanksgiving is coming quick. Iโ€™m afraid this potato might not sate the hunger of the whole family. Does the potato have relatives?

Make different kinds of Potatoes!

Extend Potato object to have different potatoes like MashedPotato, BakedPotato, Fries, Wedges, Crisps and so on.

I have made a PR for Fries extending Potato. #193

yes

potato :)

BIG BUG

We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
And if you ask me how I'm feeling
Don't tell me you're too blind to see
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give, never gonna give
(Give you up)
We've known each other for so long
Your heart's been aching but you're too shy to say it
Inside we both know what's been going on
We know the game and we're gonna play it
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye

Potato DRM

Our potato needs a DRM, to ensure that only people who purchase a potato get a potato.

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