Totally serious and not a joke package. Highly trained (with whips) and paid (with memes) employees of D.E. Inc. rely on these tools for serious business. You wouldn’t understand.

• Installation
  • Doom Emacs
  • Vanilla Emacs
• Usage

Place the following in your packages.el:

(package! doom-hr
  :recipe (:host github :repo "fosskers/doom-hr"))

Install Doom and then follow the above instructions.

There are two main commands:

• doom-hr-today: Determine which system you must use today (or you will be fired).
• doom-hr-next-windows-day: The soonest date you must boot into Windows and play Minesweeper.