This was going to be just a part of a greater Parse-powered web application to manage a print job list for our chocolate 3D-printer! http://challengepost.com/software/3d-chocolate-printer-and-a-penguin
After much struggling to learn how Javascript and Parse work together, eventually I found out that Cloudpebble does not have Parse available. So we fell back on taking the output from Parse and putting it onto Dropbox in a form of a JSON file.
This was a great introduction to RESTful API's!