information technology student @ np, brick eater
do not ask me to fix your printer, i will freeze all of your silverware in a pot.
i sleep on weights and lift beds with my hands
i now have an email at [email protected], but feel free to still try ๐ฆ pigeon mail or ๐ฎ telekinesis. alternatively, reach out to me on my linkedin to drop me a message.
๐ง if god didn't want us to eat rocks, why are they so crunchy and yummy
๐ช did you know? people lift heavy in the gym but its actually easier to lift lighter
๐ i test in production call that user acceptance testing (crowdstrike reference ๐คฏ)
โฟ๏ธ can't shoot yourself in the legs if you don't have any
๐ i make malware but it's polite and friendly trust me
๐ป i use arch without wearing kneesocks
๐ฐ it's not addiction you're just mispronouncing dedication
๐ you should sleep on rulers to accurately measure how long you've slept
got more? feel free to send me suggestions! ^.^