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License: MIT License
A cookie has no soul, its just a cookie. But before it was milk and eggs.
And in eggs theres the potential for life.
RTFM is the true path of every developer.
But it would happen only if theres no way out.
Everything is a knife if youre strong enough.
I need a six month holiday, TWICE A YEAR!
Software is like sex: Its better when its free.
I hate reading other peoples code.
So I wrote mine, made it as open source project, and see others suffer.
Before sex, you help each other get naked, after sex you only dress yourself.
Moral of the story: in life no one helps you once youre fucked.
To iterate is human, to recurse divine.
You dont get to 500 million star systems without making a few enemies.
In C++ its harder to shoot yourself in the foot, but when you do, you blow off your whole leg.
If Im the Father of Open Source, it was conceived through artificial insemination using stolen sperm without my knowledge or consent.
Dont worry if it doesnt work right. If everything did, youd be out of a job.
Measuring programming progress by lines of code is like measuring aircraft building progress by weight.
Life is too short to remove USB safely.
Sometimes it pays to stay in bed on Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Mondays code.
Writing in C or C++ is like running a chain saw with all the safety guards removed.
Roses are red,
Violets are red,
Tulips are red,
Bushes are red,
Trees are red,
HOLY SHIT MY
GARDENS ON FIRE!!
Good programmers use Notepad++ to code.
Extreme programmers use MS Word to code, in Comic Sans, center aligned.
An opinion without 3.14 is just an onion.
Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen.
Im not totally useless. I can be used as a bad example.
C++ : Where friends have access to your private members.
A good programmer is someone who always looks both ways before crossing a one-way street.
I think Microsoft named .Net so it wouldnt show up in a Unix directory listing.
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
Emacs is a great operating system, lacking only a decent editor.
Fine, Java MIGHT be a good example of what a programming language should be like. But Java applications are good examples of what applications SHOULDNT be like.
Smartphone is the best invention of 21st century for avoiding the eyes contact while crossing people you know on the street.
Going to Mc Donalds for a salad is like going to a whore for a hug.
Je mange donc je chie.
Debugging is twice as hard as writing the code in the first place. Therefore, if you write the code as cleverly as possible, you are, by definition, not smart enough to debug it.
Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.
Do everything for greatness, not money. Money follows greatness.
I dont care if it works on your machine! We are not shipping your machine!
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves.
The trouble with programmers is that you can never tell what a programmer is doing until its too late.
Java is, in many ways, C++--.
A declarative, efficient, and flexible JavaScript library for building user interfaces.
๐ Vue.js is a progressive, incrementally-adoptable JavaScript framework for building UI on the web.
TypeScript is a superset of JavaScript that compiles to clean JavaScript output.
An Open Source Machine Learning Framework for Everyone
The Web framework for perfectionists with deadlines.
A PHP framework for web artisans
Bring data to life with SVG, Canvas and HTML. ๐๐๐
JavaScript (JS) is a lightweight interpreted programming language with first-class functions.
Some thing interesting about web. New door for the world.
A server is a program made to process requests and deliver data to clients.
Machine learning is a way of modeling and interpreting data that allows a piece of software to respond intelligently.
Some thing interesting about visualization, use data art
Some thing interesting about game, make everyone happy.
We are working to build community through open source technology. NB: members must have two-factor auth.
Open source projects and samples from Microsoft.
Google โค๏ธ Open Source for everyone.
Alibaba Open Source for everyone
Data-Driven Documents codes.
China tencent open source team.