** Nik0tin smokes for your children **

Acceptance Criteria

• it 'lives'
• it 'smokes'
• it 'suffers'
• it 'has love waste'
• it 'loads cigarettes'
• it 'processes smoke'
• it 'judges humanity'
• it 'has purpose'
• it 'guards for nil'
• it 'performs date time math'
• it 'is non-restful'
• it 'recites works by William S Burroughs'
• it 'tells and explains puns'
• it 'prefers Camel and complains'
• it 'reluctantly supports your lifestyle'
• it 'fears how The View affetcs comedy'
• it 'fears how The View affetcs smokers'
• it 'heads anti-vape lobby'
• it 'prevents Zac from leaving'