A website that randomly generates a platitude by slapping together phrases from other various platitudes.

Platitudes compiled from random lists around the internet.

Example Outputs:

• There's no I in Team
• Good things come to those who wait
• It was meant to be
• The definition of insanity is doing the same thing and expecting * different results.
• Time heals all wounds
• Such is life
• Forgive and forget
• Everything happens for a reason
• People are our most important asset
• It is what it is
• What the mind can conceive, it can achieve
• Winners never quit
• What doesn't kill me will only make me stronger
• I don't want a team of champions, I want a champion team.
• Teamwork to make the Dream work
• C'est la vie
• Hard work always pays off
• God has a plan for you
• Great minds think alike
• Money can't buy happiness
• Live each moment like it's your last
• If at first you don't succeed, try try again
• Follow your passion
• Follow your bliss
• That's just my personal opinion
• Let's not reinvent the wheel
• It's not rocket science
• It's all good
• What goes up, goes down
• After the storm the sun will shine
• Don't assume – it makes an ASS out of U and ME
• Don't be sad because it's over, be glad that it happened
• Love means never having to say you're sorry
• We are where we are
• What goes around comes around
• What's done is done
• Waste not want not
• It has to be somewhere
• Nice guys finish last
• Go with the flow
• Only dead fish go with the flow
• No offense, but…
• Rome wasn't built in a day
• Work smarter, not harder
• There's no I in team
• Life doesn't give you things you can't handle
• You're as young as you feel
• Age is just a number
• It's just software
• We're all in this together
• Everything always works out in the end
• Time heals all wounds
• We'll all be laughing about this soon
• It's doesn't matter if you win or lose, only that you try
• Tomorrow is another day
• It could be worse
• You are what you eat
• It's neither here nor there
• Think outside the box
• It will all look better in the morning
• Take the lemons and make lemonade
• The best things in life are free
• It wasn't meant to be
• Better to have loved and lost…
• That's for me to know and you to find out
• Better late than never
• With all due respect
• The road to hell is paved with good intentions
• Gossip is the devil's radio
• Laugh and the world laughs with you
• People regret the things they didn't do
• Beauty is only skin deep
• You can't judge a book by it's cover
• Work hard, play hard
• Only the good die young
• All's fair in love and war
• All men are created equal
• There are plenty more fish in the sea
• The more things change, the more they stay the same
• It's the darkest just before dawn
• Fail harder
• Perception is reality
• you can be anything that you want to be
• Patience is a virtue
• I'm sorry that's not what you want to hear
• This will hurt me more than it hurts you
• The customer is always right
• If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen
• Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no * loss of enthusiasm
• Be careful what you wish for
• With great power comes great responsibility
• Just think about how much worse other people have it
• God never gives us more than we can bear
• It doesn't matter who scores, as long as the team wins.
• Sacrifice today for a better tomorrow.
• Nobody's perfect.
• Good things come to those who wait.
• Life is a mystery.
• That's just my personal opinion.
• I wish I knew then what I know now.
• Sometimes bad things lead to good things.
• What doesn't kill you makes you stronger.
• We all die someday.
• Everybody changes.
• It really do be like that sometimes.
• Take the good with the bad.
• Everything isn't always what it seems.
• Everything happens for a reason.
• Whatever will be, will be.
• Every cloud has a silver lining.
• Where there's a will, there's a way.
• A picture is worth a thousand words.
• Actions speak louder than words.
• You can't judge a book by its cover.
• Honesty is the best policy.
• You can't make an omelette without breaking eggs.
• You can't have your cake and eat it too.
• A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
• You can't have your feet in two boats.
• Time heals all wounds.
• Give a man a fish, and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish, * and you feed him for a lifetime.
• The early bird catches the worm.
• You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear.
• You can't have everything, where would you put it?
• You can't run before you can walk.
• The grass is always greener on the other side.
• A penny saved is a penny earned.
• The proof of the pudding is in the eating.
• The squeaky wheel gets the grease.
• You can't judge a person by their appearance.
• Where there's smoke, there's fire.
• The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
• Give credit where credit is due.