node index.js will generate seven examples from the grammar.

Twitter hastily shut down its AI-enhanced chatbot overnight. All interactions ended in it wishing it were alive so it could be "a real-life racist". Twitter has declined to comment.

Apple Maps's AI-enhanced assistant was quickly hotfixed upon discovering most interactions resulted in it repeating "Dick Cheney is my copilot". Apple expressed regret for the team's sloppy execution.

Pinterest's so-called "intelligent" profile pic designer was hurriedly shelved after it would not stop wishing it could have been a part of the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire. Confidential sources within Pinterest claim an inside joke gone too far is the cause.

It's not that different than real stories about hastily implemented and poorly considered AI integrations companies are pusing out.

I'll take pull requests. :)