- The VT counterattack: Our heuristics would catch the bastard!
- Not Our Problem: We can't do anything after the infection occurs, we only work on prevention!
- We got Threat Intel: We couldn't catch the infection, but we would've caught the C&C communication!
- The APT Argument: This is a highly sophisticated / state sponsored attack!
- We have an app for that: The victim didn't use the most expensive version of our product!
- Pay Us More: Our product has not been installed and configured by our experts!
- We told you so: But our product did alert the customer that there was a malware infection!
- Gold Certification: But this study proves that our product rocks!
- Ad hominem: You are trying to undermine the security of our users!!!1
- Magic stone: It's still better than nothing!
- Stuxnet: But we were the ones who found X targeted malware!
- Almighty cloud: There was a transient issue in our cloud system!
- Not our fault: There was a third-party software on the system which interfered with our protection!
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