- Grieg Piano Concerto except it's terrible and made me fail music theory
- Tchaikovsky Piano Concerto except it's terrible and made me fail music theory
- Lullaby except it's terrible and made me fail music theory
- Queen of the Night Aria except it's terrible and made me fail music theory
- Pomp and Circumstance except it's terrible and made me fail music theory
- Carmina Burana except it's terrible and made me fail music theory
- Chopin Waltz but I only have one minute
- Wedding March but the wedding is cursed
- Liszt Liebestraum but I'm friendzoned
- Chopin Butterfly Etude but I lost my sheet music
- Für Elise but elise broke my heart
- Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairy but the fairy is possessed
- Mozart Requiem but I'm not dead yet
- Morning Mood but it's Monday morning
- Beethoven Symphony No. 5 but the conductor didn’t show up
- Brahms Hungarian Dance No. 5 but I can't dance
- Wedding March (again) but the bride said no
- Mariage d'amour but I want divorce
- Debussy Children's Corner but my children are not real
- Blue Danube but I got bored
- Dvorak New World Symphony but the world is crazy
- Boccherini Minuet but I'm a lowly peasant
- Rachmaninoff Piano Concerto No. 2 but I got pranked
- Moonlight Sonata but the moon has disappeared
- Clair de Lune but i can't see the moon
- Hallelujah Chorus but we didn't rehearse
- Overture to Marriage of Figaro but the marriage got cancelled
- Mozart Sonata in C major but i didnt practice
- Liszt Dream of Love (Liebestraum) but we're just friends
- Waltz of the Flowers but i hate flowers
- Eine kleine Nachtmusik but i got distracted
- Fur Elise (again) but elise still said no
- Chopin Nocturne but i got bored
- Beethoven Virus but i got covid
- In the Hall of the Mountain King but i got bored
- Can Can but i cannot
- Chopin Fantaisie Impromptu but i got bored
- Hungarian Rhapsody No. 2 but i got bored
- Vivaldi Winter but my fingers are frozen
- Silent Night but it's noisy
- we wish you a dramatic christmas
- Radetzky March but the orchestra is on vacation
Last updated: 01-01-2023